dangerguerrero:

I think my favorite part of the music video for “Loungin’” by LL Cool J is the scene where LL’s lady friend is sitting on the hood of a luxury automobile in a tight black dress and he pours chocolate syrup all over her legs right there on the street in the middle of the day like that’s something sexy people do.

I wish the music video had continued to follow her around for the rest of the day after this, where her legs are all sticky and gross and bees are straight up attacking her trying to get at the residual sugar on her shins. It could have ended with her calling him and leaving a furious voicemail like “Next time you get a genius idea, keep it to yourself. I got stung TWENTY times today. Bee stings are NOT sexy, asshole. [hangs up in a huff]”

That would have been great.