SOME COMMUNIST SHIT |
I'M AN AMATEUR WRITER AND PRETEND POLITICAL ACTIVIST FROM LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA |
(Source: fuckyeahawesomefood)
By Nigel Bland.
Vital programming
on my way down malibu canyon road i saw two people fucking in the backseat of a volvo and a vendor selling bonsai trees
“Wet Hot American Summer” stars Paul Rudd and Amy Poehler are coming together to reteam with director David Wain on “They Came Together,” a romantic comedy parody that will be produced through Lionsgate’s microbudget division. Wain and his longtime collaborator Michael Showalter wrote the script shortly after “Wet Hot American Summer,” though the project never got made. Lionsgate is now gearing up to start production this summer. When Joel (Rudd) and Molly (Poehler) meet, it’s hate at first sight; his big corporation is the one that threatens to shut down her quirky knick-knack store. Story, which follows their predictably on-again/off-again relationship, features rom-com staples such as the jealous ex-girlfriend, the office jerk, scary in-laws, a boring dentist, a wise dog and beautiful shots of New York City in autumn.
(Source: popculturebrain, via ifc)
CUEBALL.
SCARF.
I think my favorite part of the music video for “Loungin’” by LL Cool J is the scene where LL’s lady friend is sitting on the hood of a luxury automobile in a tight black dress and he pours chocolate syrup all over her legs right there on the street in the middle of the day like that’s something sexy people do.
I wish the music video had continued to follow her around for the rest of the day after this, where her legs are all sticky and gross and bees are straight up attacking her trying to get at the residual sugar on her shins. It could have ended with her calling him and leaving a furious voicemail like “Next time you get a genius idea, keep it to yourself. I got stung TWENTY times today. Bee stings are NOT sexy, asshole. [hangs up in a huff]”
That would have been great.
the extraterrestrials
tuned into earth’s frequency
and heard nothing but murder sounds and orgasms
the squishing of people between knives and guns and each other
this is too pg-13
the aliens said
then they debated what pg-13 meant
the end
(Source: steadymyheart)
definitely something i want to do one day
Villagers in Zhengyangguan, in China’s eastern Anhui province, raise two children dressed as a deities onto poles. The “floating ballet” is an annual ritual once celebrated in many other villages but is now on the decline with fewer children now participating.
(Photo by AFP/Getty Images)
(via huffingtonpost)
Dan Harmon. My last drawing for the Six Seasons and a Movie show.
Found (Taken with Instagram at Lyndale Avenue)
ROBOT FIGHTS AND HANDJOB ACADEMY. AN ALL TIME CLASSIC TCGS!
This week’s show was chaotic and fun. We had eight robots fighting, all with various...
A self initiated project of a series of typographic joke prints by Gary Nicholson.
First gif ya diggg haha my failed attempt at sex appeal ✌✌ (Taken with GifBoom)
Chocolate Covered Almonds.
-Please do not feed Chocolate to dogs!!-
Crawlersout (Live at Mohawk Place) - Purity Ring
WANT